June32012
heiligeharmonie:

wiseoldfriend:

lightsway:

jessiray:

anotherfirename:

“The Russian cultural attaché’s black beard is particularly sought after by the more discerning duck, while the head of MI9’s soggy Hovis with Marmite is relished by the connoisseurs.”
…I’m sorry, what?

“Next insert an if-else statement that test the integer variable value and outputs an appropriate response…”Bby, I’ll insert my statement into your variable.

“Mist sat motionless in the dark room for several more minutes.”
My sex life 2012 is pretty uneventful.

“We should spy on her. Find out what she’s up to.”
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Looks like I’ll be spying on OTHER people this year :trollfais:

“And sharing the secret with a hundred people would be a whole lot easier than being just one among five…”
…I don’t even want to know how many different ways this can be interpreted.

I drove home through the usual rush-hour traffic, a nerve jangling crawl of aggressive lane jumping and near collisions.
Oh ho, looks like this ‘Lane’ person is in trouble. *waggly brows*

heiligeharmonie:

wiseoldfriend:

lightsway:

jessiray:

anotherfirename:

“The Russian cultural attaché’s black beard is particularly sought after by the more discerning duck, while the head of MI9’s soggy Hovis with Marmite is relished by the connoisseurs.”

…I’m sorry, what?

“Next insert an if-else statement that test the integer variable value and outputs an appropriate response…”
Bby, I’ll insert my statement into your variable.

“Mist sat motionless in the dark room for several more minutes.”

My sex life 2012 is pretty uneventful.

“We should spy on her. Find out what she’s up to.”

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Looks like I’ll be spying on OTHER people this year :trollfais:

“And sharing the secret with a hundred people would be a whole lot easier than being just one among five…”

…I don’t even want to know how many different ways this can be interpreted.

I drove home through the usual rush-hour traffic, a nerve jangling crawl of aggressive lane jumping and near collisions.

Oh ho, looks like this ‘Lane’ person is in trouble. *waggly brows*

June22012
“if i wanted to raise a selfish, entitled, “look out for my delicate self-esteem” crybaby, i’d just unschool it & set it loose on tumblr for language arts class.” Ciara Xyerra
2PM

Put your iTunes on shuffle and see the soundtrack to your life

  • Opening credits: ExDream - X
  • Waking up: Dammit Janet - RHPS
  • Falling in love: Heaven's Gaze - The Cruxshadows
  • Fight song: Ladykiller - Lush
  • Breaking up: Connection - Elastica
  • Getting back together: Save Tonight - Eagle-Eye Cherry
  • Wedding: The Whole Shebang - Grant Lee Buffalo
  • Birth of child: Zerospace - Kidney Thieves (O_O)
  • Final battle: Clowns - tATu
  • Death scene: Time Scar - Yasunori Mirsuda
  • Funeral song: In Your Shadow I Can Shine - Tokio Hotel (suicide, apparently. And it's funny cause this is the live version. Live my deceased eye!)
  • End credits: Tones of Home - Blind Melon
June12012
feministische:

THIS. FOREVER THIS.

feministische:

THIS. FOREVER THIS.

(via calmasiis)

2PM

myladymother:

i hate when people are like “only dogs can give u love and affection cats are cold and elusive” like okay dog person if you had ever actually owned a cat you would know they are the neediest fucking creatures on the planet

cats will literally sit on your head until you pay attention to them

(via lilacwitchtea)

May312012
May302012
*om nom banana*

*om nom banana*

(Source: batsjustbats)

10PM
Oh, Tom, you really are the best photographer ever.
*snicker*

Oh, Tom, you really are the best photographer ever.

*snicker*

(Source: worldbehindmymonsoon, via bounddreamer)

10PM

uhohella:

S: It truly is fascinating.

L: What’s that?

S: For someone who claims to hate all of mankind, it’s interesting to see just how human you really are.

I only care about the bottom gif. (let me love you!)

(via odiinson)

10PM

*cuteness flailing!*

(Source: olanise, via calmasiis)

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