Tell me what to say and I will say it to you.





life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls


hold in ctrl while clicking


how did people not know this

This whole ‘we’ll pop it up as a sidebar!’ thing tumblr’s done with URLs is pretty much the only change they’ve made that makes me seethe. I don’t want to hijack my dash to load a blog I would much rather be loading in another tab, thanks. ctrl forever.


You need to hear this. Just try not to get wibbly-wobbly angry-wangry.

It’s Time to Retire Doctor Who

One thing that’s always gotten me about Doctor Who is the Doctor’s unceasing zeal in trying to throw himself in front of a bulllet for every single character that has ever been on the show. Got a problem? Welp, I guess we should probably have the Doctor try to sacrifice himself to fix it! Can’t keep that door open much longer? Better leave yourself trapped on the wrong side of it with the monster instead of  scooting under it while you have time. It’d be one thing is it happened on occasion, but it’s like every single episode anymore.

(plus the fact that he’s, apparently, been tearing through regens like a teenage boy through a box of tissues over the last 50 years. If you [supposedly] only have so many do overs, one would think that you’d be a little more hep on making each one last)

Supernatural references in Unicreatures.


mr-cappadocia asked
So why does Cracked CONSTANTLY push Feminist propaganda so hard? And let's not bullshit ourselves. You do. Just yesterday you published five articles. Two specifically referenced either Feminism or Feminist backed statistics. Conversely whenever you cover anything related to the opposition you not only mislead about their views... you straight up fucking lie about them and people let you get away with it because you're a "humor magazine". So I'm wondering why you propagandize *so hard*. Why?





Because we’re true believers! 

Let me take this moment to say how Cracked could have gone another direction 7 or 8 years ago, a more Maximy, Booby Gallery of the Day direction if not for the steadfast resistance of David Wong and Jack O’Brien. I barely acknowledge the side that opposes feminism, but Wong goes out of his way to understand people who are mad at feminists, and he writes about those views with more sensitivity and understanding that I could ever muster. 

To sum up: We don’t have an explicit agenda but if one comes across, It’s not one I’m ashamed of. 

Kristi is a liar. I remember the meeting where the Cracked brain trust sat down and was like “From now on let’s occasionally post articles that either directly or conspiratorially tangentially support equal rights for women so we can accomplish our ultimate end goal: Hack into the penis of every man and make it a smaller penis, or a penis that is otherwise laughable for a different reason upon which we all agree. It almost sounds TOO easy,” Jack said, as he (via the mainframe) hacked a young Robert Brockway’s penis. “I think my wife deserves my respect,” the now-neutered Brockway yelped.



And then we built a Tumblr (operational) and a dick-shrinkin’ beam (in prototype) to further that twisted agenda, without ever stopping to write thoughtful, empathetic articles (that still bring the jokes) like this.

"I promised Ross nips so, I’m gonna show nips"